Tuesday, April 17, 2007

The best cure

I will one day discover the cure of all depressions.This will come in the shape of eye-drops, cheap to produce but expensive to buy. Many people ask me how, the answer is simple, these eyedrops work on burning your eyes as soon as they touch them...in this part of earth, its slowly becoming relaxing not to see. Some, however, suggested that also listening would create such depressions. I thought about it and found a cure in the form of earphones. These earphones explode in your ears tearing them apart. Special offers will be engineered, if you're our lucky customer for today, your whole brains will explode, all for free when you buy our latest relieving products

"We need new golden populations" Jim Morrison

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