Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Conspiracy behind "good morning"

yes, there is a conspiracy behind it, believe it or notso as you wake up (in an arab country, again) and someone tells you "good morning", your answer should be: "reaaaaally, do you think so, you really think that this day, in this place, will start by a good morning, a really fine smooth good morning"good morning here is a very unrealistic expression, its not real, when you wake up in Sweeden for example, you can definetly say "Helllo there everybody, Goood morning" but when you wake up in a pool of violence, poverty, and backwardness, can you really say it??there is a conspirace behind good morning, its only there to either:

1. keep people disappointed, you know, you dont want peoples hopes to be met, nooooooo, you keep them disappointed by saying "good morning" and then, when they leave their homes, they have to go into the lousy public transportation, the unbearabe frowning faces everywhere, this way, you make sure they will be disappointed.

2. In some cases, its only a lie, just to make you live in this unrealistic moment where you think there is something good going around, its only a lie, just like when you hear that prices will go down but they never do, or when you hear unemployment went down, but you know it didnt

so, as a solution, i came up with a few other greetings to be used instead:

person one :fuck abu mazen.
person two :fuck dahlanor,

if you are in a globalized mood this day:

person one :fuck the UN
person two :fuck the US

well you can always keep it close like:

person one :fuck the public transportation
person two :fuck the public

and so on, actually you can make a loong list about realistic greetings in the morning. or at night.

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